Encore!! Encore!!
Tita Doc told them to let me eat table food already. Pizza is a table food right?
My nose is as cute as a button, mommy would always say.
Well defined cheekbones.. jet black hair.. sculpted muscles.. ripped body..What's not to like?
For the first time in my infant life, I don't know what to write.
I’m already one year old and my mommy is still whining about her birthing pains when she gave birth to me. I don’t know if she means that literally, or she’s just trying to say that I, her cute and adorable baby boy, bore deep holes into her pocket.* OB-gyne = P250.00 / visit
* maternity bill (normal delivery) = P25,000.00
* maternity bill (ceasarian section) = P80,000.00
* iPD vaccine = P4,000.00 x 3
* rotavirus vaccine = P3000.00 x 2
* 900 g infant formula = P860.00
* sleepless nights = PRICELESS
Apparently, mom and dad are still going to have to think twice before giving me a baby sister, unless of course they want their payday loans for the next three years to be forcibly grabbed by little baby sister and me. Hehehe.
Aren't you people tired of kissing me?I am a baby for God's sake, not a kissing booth!
I hear mom and dad talking at night about how Grandma Jebe worked day and night so she could said my Mommy and my Aunt Bebeth to an exclusive school. I heard she is a single mother too. It must have been really hard for her.Mom graduated college five years ago and my Aunt Bebeth is already in Med School but she says that she’s still paying for a cash advance loan she got many years ago. She might just be exaggerating, but it’s probably close to the truth.
Grandma Jebe is the greatest woman I know. When she grows old, I’m going to take care of her.
I only know happiness and hunger but they still think I'm complicated.
Big foreheads run on my mom's side of the family. I just hope that equates to big brains.. or I'm toast.
The day I was able to sit on a high chair at Jollibee was more important to my parents than the day Ninoy Aquino died for our country.
The lechon de leche didn't make it to the table. so I was more than happy to take it's place.
Me: That's mom, dad and me. We are the cam whor--Mom: Iago!
Me: What? I was just gonna say "family".
Mom: Iago Francis..
Me: Uh, ok mom, my bad.
My mom has a lot of pretty friends.I bet they instantly felt the pressure of bearing a cute and talented baby after they saw me.
My evil mom accidentally dripped shampoo on my eyes.Now I look like Captain Piggy Barbosa without the eyepatch.
This is the life mom had to give up so she could take care of me.
OK mom, you HAD a nice waist. I'll give you 60 seconds.Tell me when you're done and I'll escort you back to reality.
I have 12 years to practice this move before my mommy even allows me to look at girls other than her.
Hey dear reader, what's that ugly thing crawling on your shoulder?
Don't you worry about a thing Uncle Jong. I promise to take care of your daughter and bring her home by midnight.
Mom and I have this sort of love-hate relationship going on, but we make it a point to kiss and make up by the end of the day.
Mom, is this another one of your futile attempts to give me a baby sister?If your answer is no, then good --because I'm not a friggin' schizo!
.. to think this is the same lady who asks everybody not to kiss me on the lips.38,458,239 microbes and counting.
Nationalistic baby throwing a tantrum over the high price of rice and gasoline! See page 36 for details.
Do not be decieved by my disappearing hands. As Kobe Bryant used to say, "It's jus' Hollywood baby."
These are one of those very few moments when farting is not an option. Help!
Unfortunately, this is how the queen expresses her love for us.
Alright, I was an ugly baby.. "was", being the operative word.
You just gave birth to me, I'll give you that.-- but is that reason enough to look like a rape victim?
You can try mom, but you're never going to catch me laughing!
Why do I have a feeling that I look like a big bun of sleepy siopao in this picture?
I'm going to ask Auntie Bebeth for a refund on my medical checkups because she didn't finish med school earlier.
It's you and me again mom, whether you like it or not!
I can understand why they're all hear over heels crazy about me.
Dad, you know that oiliness is next to ugliness.. right?
I know that you already have a conclusion as to who Marie really is in my life.
The only good thing about my big head is that people think I'm intelligent.
I really love it when they kiss me like this or I'm just being sarcastic.
Me: You have to double click that widget on the right dad.
Dad: Asa ani? Kani?
Me: Duh, that one just below the google tool bar.
Two cottons in my nostrils and I'd be dead. Yeah, dead with embarrassment.
Happiness is my mom biting my shoulders with her razors.
Lord, forgive my parents for they do not know what they are doing.
This little merman thingy is fine by me just as long as you don't show it to my future girlfriends.
Aaaahmm.. mom.. how do I say this.. your backpack is showing.
Hey mister, you look awfully familiar. Are you in showbiz?
Dad, am I old enough to order a happy meal with go large french fries and drinks?
My floater becomes a makeshift prison cell on dry land.
Do I look like the late-Fernando-Poe-Jr.-in-diapers?
Can't you tell my cute butt is already freezing?
I wish Auntie Bebeth is already a doctor, so she could fix me up if ever I get a cold out of this.
Uncle Jong has two daughters. I have to make a good impression, just in case.
I bet a lot of people are talking about how cute I am, like they do cats and dogs.
My mom likes to imitate me so I have to be a good role model.
I kicked so hard and so fast so fell asleep on my floater. My alien mom laughed first, before taking me out of the water.
My mommy's nipples already gave up breastfeeding me, but she didn't.
Mama Jebe says "Gingerbread" with a G, and says "Man" like Bob Marley.
My mommy makes me an excuse to buy a whole lot of story books.
I'm just a baby but I already have a lot to smile about.
I didn't win anything yet but they already gave me a heroes welcome in Bacolod.
I hope mommy gets a lot of happy hormones whenever she does this to me.
Auntie Bebeth's boyfriend is going to be a pediatric neurosurgeon.My mommy said that's someone who operates on babies brains.
My mommy is probably hoping to cash in if I make it as an underwear model someday.
I like Marie because she's pretty, but my mommy said that all girls are evil.
Daddy bought these rubber mats for my playground instead of chicken for dinner.
Friendster asked me to describe myself. They expect too much from me.
My mommy loves her lolo very much.I have a strange feeling that I love him too.
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